I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

Get the right to marry - and then don't.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.