People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.