People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

AA makes Scientology look credible.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

People always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.