People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.