I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Sex is free fun for poor people.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.