People want an idol. They want royalty. They don't want a public servant. Hell no. They want someone to clap for and go, "Oh, he touched my hand at the rally!"
Doug StanhopeI have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.
Doug StanhopeI am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
Doug StanhopeBefore you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
Doug StanhopeEverybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.
Doug StanhopeAll illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!
Doug Stanhope