When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.