Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.
Doug StanhopeThere's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.
Doug StanhopeI was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.
Doug Stanhope