When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?