Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.