Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.