Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum, it can feel more like a dinner theater than a live experience.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.