The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.