The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

Get the right to marry - and then don't.

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.