The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that is likely to be found offensive and trying to make it funny‚ but the object is still to make you laugh. Offense is only a calculated risk. It's highly unlikely that a comedian whose only goal was to repulse you would ever make it past an open-mic stage, far less build a long career of touring theatres and television appearances.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.