Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.