Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.