Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.