A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.