Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.