Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.