When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.