The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.