Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.