Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.