Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.