Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.