All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.