If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.