I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.