People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.