Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.