I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.