I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.