We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.