I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.