I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.