The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!