Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.