I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.