I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!