I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.