You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.
Drew CareyThe difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
Drew CareyI think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
Drew Carey