I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.