Reality shows always look for the worst people.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.