Reality shows always look for the worst people.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.