The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.