The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.