You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.