You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.