The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!