I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.