I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.