I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.