But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.