But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

I'm competitive at everything.