When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Reality shows always look for the worst people.
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.