The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.