I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.