I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.