George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.