There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.