As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!