As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

It sucks being fat, you know.