As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.