As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.