As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.