I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.