I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.