I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.