Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

The less [government] the better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.