Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I'm competitive at everything.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?