As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
I'm competitive at everything.
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.