You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.