One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I'm competitive at everything.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.