There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.