I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.