I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.