I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.