I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.