There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
Reality shows always look for the worst people.