When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.