There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.