Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.