What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
I'm competitive at everything.
I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'