Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.