Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.