Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.