Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.