Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.