Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.