I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.