Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.