I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.