I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!