I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

The less [government] the better.