Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.

I'm competitive at everything.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.