Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.