Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.